Pelger felt scared, the dense woods surrounded him like he was being squashed in a wimbuly tree. He was far away from home at the other end of the woods, his family would be mad. The trees here looked different to the ones at home, they were covered in black raven nests and spider-webs; there was no way that any elf could live in one of those trees. The black leaves littered the ground and the grass was as wet as uncle Albert’s pond.

Ten Top Tips to keep your sister at BAY

1. Surround your room with barbed wire
2. Get a HI-TECH alarm system
3. Set up a mine field
4. Hire some assasins
5. Set up CCTV
6. Buy yourself a spell book and conjure up a lightning spell
7. Play music that your sister hates
8. Unscrew her doorhandle
9. If she has a phone in her bedroom phone it with your mobile then when shes inside take her dorhandle off so she cant get out
10. Follow the steps above… Then RUN!!!

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