eggy rap
There was once an egg
who didn’t want to be turned into a sneg (snack egg)
So he rolled away
To live another day
He rolled down the road
He never wanted to be sold
He kept on rollin’
Until he went bowlin’
Then he stopped
And was mopped
Away to a cupboard
And there was moored
An eggy ship
And some water so he had a sip
Then he left in his eggy ship
After having a sip
He sailed into the distance
And started to dance