Fruit Salad
the banana lept in the air and twirled like a ballarina and landed on the counter chopped and diced. The Apple was allso swept into the air and also ended up in neat little slices on the chopping board. This went on with a great other many fruits as their friends and family watched them from the city of “FRUITBOWLIUS” ( incase your wondering thats pronounced fruit-bowl-e-us) ( allthough being fruit the people of fruitbowlius never said it anyway ) were was i again …. oh yeah…..
The oranges cheered as their friend orange2 was flug into the air and chopped into a thousand pieces ( actually it was about 8 but whos counting) The apples cheered even louder as their friend apple5 was chopped neatly in the air and crashed down to the counterwith amazing speed( for an apple anyway) and every single piece of fruit watched as all the pieces of friut be it sliced diced or smashed into a fruity pulp it all went in to the sacred fruit bowl.
At this all the other fruit went about the daily business of being fruit ( which dosnt envolve a lot of work) strwberry1 was confused. She was young, only being bought this morning, she didnt undertand the daily ritual. Apple4 and elderly apple tried to explain. ” when you have been in this city as long as i have ( which was 5 days) you will find out that when you are chosen you are fling in the air and your bodys used to feed the big hand of wisdom and you will be rewarded in FRUIT-OMEGA our paradise after the physical form has been eaten. This is the way it has allways been”
” BUT ITS NOT RIGHT” shouted strawberry1
” this is the way its allways been done” repaeted apple4 dosing of to sleep
“its not fair and im going to do something about it ” said strawberry1 under her breath.