How to keep your sister at bay

November 8, 2005 by Milliefrag
Filed under: Short Stories

Ten Top Tips to keep your sister at BAY

1. Surround your room with barbed wire
2. Get a HI-TECH alarm system
3. Set up a mine field
4. Hire some assasins
5. Set up CCTV
6. Buy yourself a spell book and conjure up a lightning spell
7. Play music that your sister hates
8. Unscrew her doorhandle
9. If she has a phone in her bedroom phone it with your mobile then when shes inside take her dorhandle off so she cant get out
10. Follow the steps above… Then RUN!!!

By Milliefrag & Cheesey nic nacs