Things are not what they seem

October 17, 2005 by jambohunter
Filed under: Poetry

shoes are for wearing you say, when i know a shoe that could shoot you!
bikes are for riding you say, why i know a bike that could fly a kite!
computers are for playing on you say, when i know a computer that is a looter!
chairs are for sitting on you say, well i know a chair that can walk up the stair!
humans are alone in the universe you say, well just look up and glare…….

the hat

by jambohunter
Filed under: Poetry

The hat that sat on my mat and snorted at my mum,
came today and had a play with my old school chum,
he’s not a bad hat or a good one but he’s sitting on my head!